tanamy | You're Not Going In Box 1, I Can Tell You That

So I'm playing Pokémon Platinum, since I never actually finished it, and I'm assuming you know the deal with Pokémon - catch little creatures and make them fight as you wander across the country, making friends, learning valuble life lessons, and blah blah blah.

Anyway, I get to these ruins, right? A cave. And there's a Pokémon there called Unown and these little fuckers are in the shape of the entire fucking alphabet! 26 useless little creatures in the shape of letters.

I was all "...holy hell, do I have to catch all of them?"

And P gave me a maniacal grin and said "Gotta catch 'em all! :D :D :D" Of course, P's disdain for the entire Pokémon series is well known, so I don't know how accurate her advice is in this instance.

Wait. Wait. I know someone who might still have the strategy guide. WAIT HERE.

~later~

Ok. Good news and bad news: You need to get all of them to open the Ruin Maniac tunnel, and since there's two punctuation marks, there's actually 28 Unown in all.

...actually, that sounds like bad news and bad news. :/