For Everything You Can't Wash, There's Febreeze

I've been wondering something. What do you think Deep Space Nine, like the station itself, smells like?

I mean, there's carpets and loads of food all over and recycled air and vole infestations and nobody ever seems to do any cleaning... sometimes when I'm watching I think about stuff like that.

Nobody ever seems to ...akwardly pause... when they walk in through the gear-doors, so it must get cleaned somehow. And I guess if it smelled bad, Captain Baseball Vulcan would have said something.